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Google Suggest: Disobedient birds and god’s mysterious love

Why not try the other way around? Explore the healing powers of parakeets and ask god if he’s into scat.

Google does return these suggestions at the time of writing. You know, this drains my hope for humanity much like Yahoo Answers and some Michael Jackson fans.

[via:Fuck Yeah 4Chan]