23 April 2010

“If we put male hormones in a chicken and we make a homosexual eat it, he will transform into a heterosexual”.

— Evo Morales, President of Bolivia #

[via:Arttu Lehmuskallio]

13 September 2009

“You too must not count too much on your reality as you feel it today, since like yesterday, it may prove an illusion for you tomorrow.”

— Luigi Pirandello

(#, Wikipedia)

[via:The Informant]

27 August 2009

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Funny shit said by Justin’s 73 year-old dad

…reposted on Twitter for the world to enjoy. Link to example.

[via:Laughing Squid]

31 March 2009

World class putdown

“A first-class mind is a gift. I was given mine, and I expect you were given a bicycle.” — Martin McCabe, Absolute Power

24 July 2008

Roosevelt quotes

“A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.”

— Theodore Roosevelt

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