“If we put male hormones in a chicken and we make a homosexual eat it, he will transform into a heterosexual”.
— Evo Morales, President of Bolivia #
[via:Arttu Lehmuskallio]
23 April 2010
13 September 2009
“You too must not count too much on your reality as you feel it today, since like yesterday, it may prove an illusion for you tomorrow.”
– Luigi Pirandello
[via:The Informant]
27 August 2009
Funny shit said by Justin’s 73 year-old dad
…reposted on Twitter for the world to enjoy. Link to example.
[via:Laughing Squid]
31 March 2009
“A first-class mind is a gift. I was given mine, and I expect you were given a bicycle.” — Martin McCabe, Absolute Power
24 July 2008
“A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.”
– Theodore Roosevelt